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Escape the Slop Factory
A tiny arcade game about outrunning AI slop. Grab rankings, dodge the sludge, chase the leaderboard.
Free, no signup. Nothing you enter is saved.
ESCAPE THE SLOP FACTORY
Grab ▲ ranking boosts · dodge ▼ ranking drops, the sludge, the popups. Mind the floor gaps. Crates and barrels are climbable: land on top, never run into them.
▲ jump · ◀▶ slow down / speed up · grab ▲ rankings, avoid ▼ drops · P pause
High scores
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Finish a run and put your initials up first.
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